Lana van Dam

If you’re like me, you’re someone who’s sensibilities have maybe been called ‘old-fashioned’. Perhaps you enjoy your bourbon neat, your shoes well-polished, and your women built like Jayne Mansfield. I know that I certainly prefer my men chivalrous, dapper, kind, and fun. Think James Bond meets Paul Rudd or even Maxwell Smart!

If you got the above reference (and even if you only kind-of got it), you’re a man I want to meet!

I’m Lana Van Dam, and I’ve been told by many that I’m an old soul. My preferences are quite retro, and I’m a mix of the best parts of the past & a modern woman. I’m stylish without being overstated; while I’m a head-turner, I prefer to not raise suspicions. Intelligent yet grounded, I’m well-read sans the pretense and tend towards the cheeky and mischievous.

Why not sneak away with your Agent 99 and let the stress of day-to-day life fade away?

Come relax, unwind, and get some well-deserved Van Dam treatment! Whether we’re meeting covertly for an afternoon retreat or headed out to explore your city’s finer points, there’s nothing that excites me more than a true gentleman treating me like the lady I am.

Whatever we do during our time together, you’re guaranteed to have your pants charmed off and leave wishing we had more time together.

Come be my Maxwell Smart, and I’ll take you on an adventure that only Agent 99 could imagine…